Hello!

|Directioner| |fangirl| |bubbly| |cute|




Instagram-idontgiveashoot
snapchat- james-batman
  • First time you find smut: (blush) Oh gosh, my innocence... I'll just... Oh Lorde... Heh.. (Scrolls away)
  • Reading smut now: Oh cmon Harry, you know Louis likes the other dil- DON'T TEASE HIM! You better use the handcuffs or I swear to God- Lou you have to be quiet or your neighbors will call the cops. Really? The climax was only the climax?

Sometimes gay smut is such a pain in the butt

When I’m alone in my room, I like to think my life is like a youtube video and I always pretend I’m talking to a camera or an audience

I found this.

I found this.

Close your mouth, you’ll catch a penis

missing-pieces-and-thoughts:

idontgiveashoot:

I always get a weird look when I say “let’s start a cult”

*friends back away*
What? At least we can have a proper name now

I mean, I know you all worship me, so let’s just start it now

idontgiveashoot:

Just imagine walking in your bathroom and seeing this.

I don’t regret blogging this yet. Let’s give it another year

idontgiveashoot:

Just imagine walking in your bathroom and seeing this.

I don’t regret blogging this yet. Let’s give it another year

She looks so basic standing there

in my generic no name underwear

Can this be my night every Saturday? 

(Source: husssel)

  • Me: I'm going to start acting like a girl
  • Me: *Can't do hair*
  • Me: *Can't do makeup*
  • Me: *Can't dress fashionable*
  • Me: *Can't paint nails"
  • Me: Why do I have a vagina again?