- First time you find smut: (blush) Oh gosh, my innocence... I'll just... Oh Lorde... Heh.. (Scrolls away)
- Reading smut now: Oh cmon Harry, you know Louis likes the other dil- DON'T TEASE HIM! You better use the handcuffs or I swear to God- Lou you have to be quiet or your neighbors will call the cops. Really? The climax was only the climax?
Sometimes gay smut is such a pain in the butt
When I’m alone in my room, I like to think my life is like a youtube video and I always pretend I’m talking to a camera or an audience
I found this.
Close your mouth, you’ll catch a penis
Just imagine walking in your bathroom and seeing this.
I don’t regret blogging this yet. Let’s give it another year
Can my future husband please get this with me?
She looks so basic standing there
in my generic no name underwear
- Me: I'm going to start acting like a girl
- Me: *Can't do hair*
- Me: *Can't do makeup*
- Me: *Can't dress fashionable*
- Me: *Can't paint nails"
- Me: Why do I have a vagina again?