Random Rants and Shit

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I don’t know why baseball players want a curve ball. A ball shouldn’t be so curvy. They should stay round.

#dontlistentothem #roundisbeautifultoo

When you hear ur mom talking shit about you on the phone 

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Sometimes gay smut is such a pain in the butt

When I’m alone in my room, I like to think my life is like a youtube video and I always pretend I’m talking to a camera or an audience

I found this.

I found this.

Close your mouth, you’ll catch a penis

missing-pieces-and-thoughts:

idontgiveashoot:

I always get a weird look when I say “let’s start a cult”

*friends back away*
What? At least we can have a proper name now

I mean, I know you all worship me, so let’s just start it now

idontgiveashoot:

Just imagine walking in your bathroom and seeing this.

I don’t regret blogging this yet. Let’s give it another year

idontgiveashoot:

Just imagine walking in your bathroom and seeing this.

I don’t regret blogging this yet. Let’s give it another year

She looks so basic standing there

in my generic no name underwear

Can this be my night every Saturday? 

(Source: husssel)